According to the Hartford Courant, West Hartford school officials are alarmed over students' playing the cleverly named "Passing Out Game," wherein an individual purposefully hyperventilates to the point of - you guessed it - passing out, in order to catch a buzz. A district-wide effort is being made to educate parents and children as to the dangerous consequences of this thrilling game, which include personal injury and death.
What the hell is wrong with these kids? Didn't they get enough love? Haven't they heard of drugs? If kids are this stupid in the first place, we say let them remove themselves from the gene pool - and watch those CAPT test averages go up!