Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Mrs. Murphy's: out-of-state indie donuts

Last month Katie Scenic had the best donuts ever at Dough in Brooklyn, NY; last week, Katie and Jackie followed up on a hot tip from a coworker and crossed another CT border to try Mrs. Murphy's donuts in Southwick, MA (which is only like 20 miles from headquarters, so no big deal... we've been this far for donuts before).


The Scenics were joined by Vet Tech Gene and professional ice cream model Dayna (you may remember her from our post about delicious Abby Dabby ice cream in West Hartford), who happened to hit it off over their shared exotic hobby, spinning poi. Everyone in the crew shared an interest in donuts. Alas, it was mid afternoon on a Sunday, so Mrs. Murphy's was sold out of jellies and creams, with only the plainer varieties - crullers, glazes, cinnamon - left. The donuts were huge, which is a good start.

Dayna thought she'd try her hand at donut modeling. 


This is very clever - see, she's spelling "cool" with the glasses and the donut... But that's so literal. Strictly commercial stuff. Not everyone has what it takes to do donut editorial. But her work with ice cream is seriously edgy shit. There's a lot of nuance to food modeling.


The chocolate donuts were a particular hit - having a very subtle, not-too-sweet flavor. The cinnamon was a little dry and cakey for Scenic tastes (we've spoken of donut purity - our preference for a a fried dough-like texture and flavor). The iced coffee was rather terrible, but is available by the bucketful, if size is your thing. Speaking of size, Vet Tech Gene is new to the gang, but somehow guessed at our love of lowbrow humor and dick jokes. He hasn't even seen the blog, but he was blown away by the crullers and wanted to make sure we would let our readers know they were the biggest and thickest he/we'd ever seen - far superior to ordinary crullers in length and girth. "It's so unsatisfying when you just put it your mouth and it's all over in two bites." What a donut perv! He can come and eat donuts with us any time. In fact, we'll be sure and head back to Mrs. Murphy's real soon for some followup, because we can't truly assess the joint without trying the jellies. Right?!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Lucky - FOR YOU - I keep chatting up all these hot men

I never get to talk to you all about the hottest rock n roll band on the planet, J Roddy Walston and the Business, because this isn't a music blog or anything and in my years as a fan they have not seen it fit to visit CT, so I've been forced to travel to New York and Boston to see them. As we've noted before, it's a good thing Hartford is so "conveniently" located - it only takes a couple-to-several hours and many dollars to reach destinations in either of those cities. We're lucky if cool bands even stop here for snacks. Well, this week I took a walk on the wild side and traveled to Brooklyn on a weeknight to see them play at my new favorite venue, Brooklyn Bowl, a giant bowling alley/music venue with obscenely portioned food and great beer on tap that plays cult films (like The Warriors and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) projected on the wall and on big screens over the bowling lanes... J Roddy is doing a "residency" there this month, playing every Monday night. You all should go and see them up close and cheap before they are hugely famous and won't be available to humor silly questions while soundchecking their own instruments like "Is there a dollar amount you can tell me that would get you guys to Connecticut?"



The band is from Baltimore and they play rock n roll with classic blues and southern influences. They are charismatic as hell, with dirty, catchy lyrics about fucking and fighting, and everyone in the band does what they do really well and they all do all these great backing vocals and falsettos and stuff, but why should I describe it when you can just listen? First time I saw and heard them I walked in on them playing this song and I was immediately hooked. The room was packed - we couldn't see shit, so I'm not being superficial here, I didn't even know they were handsome for like another year - I turned to my friend and said "OMG I want to sit on their face - METAPHORICALLY"**


But before J Roddy played last night, there were these opening bands, and all this idle time. I was already hanging out with more or less the coolest guy in the room (you remember professional donut model Will... omg he always has the craziest work stories like "and so now this beautiful androgynous Dutch chick is totally licking glaze and sprinkles from the contours of my exquisite washboard abs..."), so it's not like I was trying to meet peeps. But then Will disappeared for a bit, and the next-best-looking man in the club happened to sit down near where our group was sitting, so I asked him if he was a fan of the band.


He didn't know them, but knew they were playing Bonnaroo, and his band was playing Bonnaroo, so he was curious... So OK, this guy is really cool, obvs, but I'm really cool too because I dress badly and know more about J Roddy Walston and the Business, who are about to be his favorite too. And then he casually mentioned that his band played with the Allmans, so I was like "blah blah blah...Matt Zeiner...?" and lo and behold he and I have a mutual friend in Connecticut! And this guy's band, The Jamie McClean Band, is actually gonna be in charming little Colinsville for a gig next month - so it's a good thing he happened to meet Hartford's second favorite local blogger, right?!



He just happened to have a CD on him ("Is that a CD in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh! It is a CD! Give me!") which I checked out on the ride home. And what do you know, this guy is really good. We've occasionally mentioned how challenging we Scenics sometimes find it to describe art or music that isn't about being tortured or miserable without sounding like we're being insincere. And here I have that challenge again, because this guy reminds me of Steve Miller or the Black Crowes, and I mean that as a compliment, because I grew up on classic rock radio like anybody else my age, and it's rockin and catchy and he has a nice voice and these great guitar solos. A quick Youtube perusal finds him sitting in with everyone from Govt Mule to Blues Traveler to Gavin DeGraw. But is it my fault that reality has conspired to make me identify most closely with songs about boozing up, fucking up and inner rage, and not so much with songs about this great, total package guy who is not at all ashamed of expressing his sexuality and how he loves this chick and isn't trying to keep it on the DL or also go after some other chick? Whatever. I'm looking forward to checking this guy out June 18th at Bridge Street Live. And don't worry, we'll remind you about it again before then!

**(I cannot emphasize enough the importance of saying what you really mean and differentiating between literal and symbolic language, and neither can this guy)

Monday, May 9, 2011

I call that a donut, the best I ever had


Sorry CT, sometimes I've got to get away. This weekend I left your sorry ass for Brooklyn, where I drank beer, ate a turkey sandwich, had some mediocre latenite diner food, consumed copious amounts of iced coffee, watched dvds, played videos on youtube, listened to tunes on Grooveshark - stuff I simply cannot do here at home. Well, the least I could do was review some indie donuts while I was there! You remember how we used to review donuts on the regs before donuts went and jumped the shark?

(Professional donut model Will has his work
cut out for him staying so fit selling donuts)

Sunday morning my host and I walked to Dough. I immediately noticed that the donuts were the size of small pillows, then gawked over enticing flavors like chocolate chipotle and hibiscus. Ultimately, I played it kind of safe with a cinnamon sugar donut and one slathered in chocolate "with cocoa nibs." These donuts were huge, but I ate two - for you. And while I am so happy that they were as delicious as one could possibly hope, it is with some regret that I admit they are better than any of those CT donuts we tried last year, which will now pale in comparison. The cinnamon sugar one tasted just like perfect, fresh fried dough, and the topping on the other was rich, real chocolate. Can a thing be moist and fluffy at the same time? Yes, I do believe it can. What if a sheep got left out in the rain? These donuts were simultaneously moist and fluffy. I must report that the "dollars to donuts" exchange rate we've boasted of before is less favorable when we're talking about New York gourmet donuts; in the city, we are only half as wealthy.

(Lucky girl! Katie Scenic can't get over how big it is!)

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Burlesque-a-thon, actually

Friday, November 19: Burlesque-a-Pades Fall 2010 @ Cafe Nine, New Haven
Friday, November 19: Wasabassco Traveling Burlesque Revue @ Acoustic Cafe, Bridgeport
Saturday, November 20: Burlesque Marathon @ The Coolidge Corner Theater, Brookline, MA
Sunday, November 21: The Red Light Burlesque & Variety Show @ Jokers Wild, New Haven

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Zombie Weekend Roundup

Friday, Oct. 22: First Annual Hartford Zombie Pub Crawl @ Downtown Hartford
Friday, Oct. 22: First Annual Northwest CT Harvest Festival @ Main Street, Torrington
Saturday, Oct. 23: Northampton Zombie Pub Crawl


We've heard of zombie pub crawls before, but never actually been on one, so we're pleased that some enterprising individuals got one going for Hartford. Paradoxically, these enterprising folks are also kind of lazy, because their crawl only features three locations: The Pigs Eye Pub (7:30-8:30 p.m.); McKinnon's (8:30-10 p.m.); City Steam Brewery (10-11:30 p.m.). Perhaps they are anticipating participants' actually crawling from pub to pub.

But if you're comfortable with evolution like the Scenics and you know that 28 Days Later is only like the best zombie movie ever and that zombies can cover a lot more ground than that - quickly! Contemporary fast zombies may prefer the Northampton zombie pub crawl on Saturday night which starts earlier, ends later and includes seven different venues. We suspect some zombies will be attending both.


And finally: it's not exactly a pub crawl, but Torrington is getting in on the zombie game this weekend too, with many participating businesses offering "VIP" treatment (discounts, etc.) to zombie attendees of the First Annual Northwest CT Harvest Festival happening Friday evening on Main Street from 5-9 p.m.

In case you missed it the first time, we recently got some great zombie makeup tips and shared them with you.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

S&Man (We totally know everyone, basically)

Friday, Oct. 8: S&Man @ The Silk City Flick Fest, Hartford



We're movers and shakers here at CT Scenic. We totally live here, sure, and we try and let you know what's going on, but we also totally go important places (like NYC) and no one can escape our succubus claws. Friday night I traveled to Brooklyn to preview S&Man, one of the films that will be playing at this weekend's Silk City Flick Fest here in Hartford (10 p.m., Young Studios, we already told you to come out for this shit, this is great).

S&Man (pronounced "Sandman" not "S & M man," btw) is a horror documentary, or more accurately a film within a documentary if that makes any sense by writer/director JT Petty, and just so happens to prominently feature interview footage with my would-be soulmate, independent horror/comedy/porn auteur and metal zine legend Bill Zebub. So we're talking like no degrees of separation here. So when I heard the film was screening at a kitschy Brooklyn theater (reRun) that serves booze and culinary delights like popcorn with your choice of various butters, duck fat or bacon fat, I was like so there. Seriously, click the link, read their menu. It's food porn for fatties.


S&Man was probably a little more special to me than it might be to you, what with my personal connection to one of the main subjects, and due to the fact that it also featured footage from Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, a painfully graphic sexually violent film that provided the entertainment for one of my most meaningful and memorable "dates" in high school... ah, sweet nostalgia (also: RIP, friend, see this is sad and deeply personal shit for me, OK). But it might be special for anyone who: enjoys indie or mainstream horror, has an interest in academic critical studies of horror, is a fan of Bill Zebub, enjoys underground or DIY film making. Petty's film is hardly comprehensive or conclusive on the subject, but definitely touches on some provocative subject matter, and throws some perverse drama into the mix just for fun.

In Brooklyn, Petty hung around for a little Q&A with the audience. But to be honest, the audience members just weren't that perceptive, and I had had a few drinks, so I just kind of took over and dominated the "discussion" with some great observations about how Let the Right One In is like the best movie ever, and Petty graciously shut up and agreed. I hope that session was as good for him as it was for me! Whatever, we're like BFFs now. Now we totally know him.


I said my piece at the Brooklyn Q&A, so I promise to STFU this Friday, and encourage you to come out, ask better questions, support this festival, and meet Petty here in Hartford. We're working hard to get Bill Zebub here for the show as well. You can help, if you just close your eyes, clap your hands and say I do believe in fairies...

Monday, September 27, 2010

Phallic Artistry: International Edition


Maybe we've just been kicking around the same old ground in our home town too restrictively to stumble upon any new "phallic artistry" ourselves lately. And though Jackie and I more or less despair of ever getting to leave the state - much less the country - ever again, the way we used to when we had our youth, decent jobs and health going for us... [sigh] For your amusement and education allow us to strain the scope of our blog a bit and bring you these delightful pictures from our successful adult friends' trip to Mongolia, which have been explained as "dick rock" and "vag hill," a site and sculpture associated with local fertility/virility rituals. I can't seem to find much in the way of official literature on subjects (possibly because they are not actually called dick rock and vag hill), but look, some other blogging adventurers reported pretty much the same.


Got any such monuments erected in your neck of the woods? If you've been holding out on us, why not give us the tip? Hell, we'll take the whole thing.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Northampton: By Day

We admit that part of Connecticut's charm is being able to leave. People love to talk about how close we are to those "real cities", Boston and NYC, but who has the resources to actually go on any regular basis? I rarely leave my bed, let alone cross state lines. Although it can be rewarding to hunt down fun activities in Hartford, sometimes we don't want to have to work for it. Fun should come to US! Luckily, we live in the center of everything (middle of nowhere?), and can drive in pretty much any direction to find someplace worthy of our "travel" tag.

When gay culture was still new and fascinating (and hadn't completely taken over our lives yet), we would oft stroll around Northamption center and admire the rainbow flags, lesbian street performers and gift shops full of useless novelty items. We returned recently to reaquaint ourselves with the area, and see if record stores still exist.


They do, but are definitely on the endangered species list. Noho's Turn It Up! Records is still hoppin'. They are still in their cozy basement locale on Pleasant Street. The place is packed with have bins of new and used vinyl, CDs and DVDs, which I am mostly too lazy to look through these days, but it's nice to see people are still into that. Sadly, Dynamite Records was DOA. All that remains is a skeleton of their most recent location on Main Street, evidence that there was a time when two records stores could coexist peacefully.

I'm not sure why the mark of a vibrant cultural community is an abundance of stores that sell old used crap, but we all know it is. Raven Used Books has been a beloved Noho landmark for 17 years. The large college population helps keep this place afloat, but anyone could spend an entire day in there. I found an adorable book of Andy Warhol's cat prints, and a posthumously published Jack Kerouac/William Burroughs collaboration that was on a clearance rack. (Clearance racks being the only place I can afford to shop).

Since it was the middle of the day, we decided to indulge in ice cream rather than booze. At Herrell's I tried a vegan caramel ice cream made from Mimiccreme. It was possibly the best thing I've ever eaten.


After hitting up all our old favorites, we needed some guidance on binoculars. Luckily, "Backyard Birds: A Birdwatcher's Store" was nearby! It's run by a really nice older couple that explained binoculors to us and let us wander the streets of Noho trying out various pairs.

Connecticut, you know I love you, but sometimes I gotta go see my MA mistress to keep things interesting.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

NYC: The Wins and Fails of Pride 2010

FAIL: Ordering gin and tonics as "Tanqueray and Tonics".

The bartender heard "Tequila and tonics."

Jesse Jonas drank both. J-Scene got a beer. Hello Brooklyn!


WIN: Jackie Scenic FINALLY figures out how to navigate the subway system.

Got home from Brooklyn without a $40 cab.

Took funny pictures of sleeping people. We'd like to show you those pictures, but there was yet another technology fail. Here's this guy to quell your curiosity:


WIN: 99-cent pizza at 3AM.

Couldn't find this place again if we tried.

It's been a looong night!


WIN: Finally having a reason to quote Ludacris.

"Comin' down the street like a parade... Macy's!"


FAIL: Impulse buying.

Something called a "Pizzacone".

Worst idea ever.


WIN: Listening to the crowd squeal with delight as some TV bitch rides by.

We don't even know who this chick is, but we're pretty excited!

Apparently she was on "Real Housewives of NYC" and now she has like 20 other shows.


FAIL: This green juice.

It was like finding as oasis in the desert after 48-hours of booze and various shapes of pizza.

Or a mirage. Totes gross. Next time I need juice, I'll be going to Katie Scenic's house!


WIN: Jumping in the Washington Square Park fountain in the 95-degree hea
t.

Gays love a good fountain.


WIN: Getting invited to the Autostraddle.com "Rodeo Disco".

Two words: Mechanical. Bull.



WIN: Drunkenly writing a Craigslist missed connection and finding it mentioned in the Autostraddle.com writeup.

See you next year, NYC!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

The New Pornographers @ The House of Blues, Boston

When we find ourselves making the case for Connecticut, it is inevitable that we mention how close we are to other cool places, like say NYC or Blandford (Ma). Of course in reflection it always seems we haven’t fully exploited this proximity to its fullest extent. So when the call came in asking if I wanted to go to see The New Pornographers, there was no question what the answer was.


Now, I’m as up on my pornography as any other single male with an internet connection, but I hadn’t spent as much time looking into these pornographers as maybe some other purveyors. As we drove to the show, my traveling companion and I tried to make some sense of the group. It is primarily a vehicle for singer/songwriter AC Newman, but of course features indie darling Neko Case. But who is the guy singing with that slight British affect? And Neko’s voice sounds different on some songs….

We arrived in Boston as a Red Sox game was ending, which provided a reminder as to why we sometimes like to stay close to home: $35 parking. And I thought $7 for the Liquid Lounge last week was a bit much. Not to be deterred, we entered into negotiations with the affable attendant, arriving at a more sensible $10 figure. As we started walking to the venue, the streets became more crowded with baseball fans, and while most of the guys sported the entirely expected attire (jeans, Red Sox t-shirts in the standard colors, etc), some of the ladies sported a look that was new to me and can only be described as “Baseball Bimbo”. This look deserves its own post, but suffice it to say, “Scantily clad with neon accents”. Watch out for more on this in a future fashion feature.


After weaving through the increasingly dense throng, we finally made our way inside the club. We found a good-sized crowd with a friendly feel and struck up conversations with various strangers we bumped into.

The band took the stage soon after. Eight people, including 2 keyboardists and a saxophone/cello player. Some of our earlier questions were answered as the band started the first song, Kathryn Calder on keyboards and vocals was that mysterious other woman. Just before the third song, another man with a huge head of unruly black hair sauntered on stage with a beer and picked up a guitar. There was some confusion, and finally a song started. Yes, our other mysterious vocalist was revealed to be Dan Bejar, who we voted as the coolest person in the band; he would walk on every third tune or so with a different drink in hand, and as soon as his song ended he would exit the stage as quickly as possible, presumably for a refill.


I don’t really know much about music, so I’ll leave descriptions and opinions on the set to professional rock journalists. However, you know from previous posts the Scenics are suckers for good on-stage banter. The banter tonight was memorable.


About a third of the way into the show, someone threw a New Pornographers CD onto the stage between songs. Neko Case immediately took up the challenge, informing us she would “personally beat the fucking shit” out of whoever threw said CD. At first I was charmed by her strong protective reaction. These were her band mates, and she wasn’t going to have them threatened by thrown objects. However, after the initial tirade stopped, she started it all over again, proclaiming that she was “a white trash piece of shit” and that she “would fight everyone in this motherfucking room”. The shine started to wear off her act at this point. Granted, throwing things on stage is obnoxious, and potentially dangerous, but this was an audience filled with people wearing dark rimmed glasses and “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya” t-shirts. These are not aggressive fans deserving a beat down. Neko, however was fixated, while the rest of the band fidgeted she unleashed a third and fourth tirade. Finally AC Newman brought things to a merciful end by providing a ying for Neko’s yang “If the person who threw that CD cut me into a million little pieces, each one of them would still say I love you”. While old AC dodged the bullet with that one, he tempted fate soon after by dissing the Red Sox and baseball in general. This tickled my own sensibilities, but in Boston, where baseball passions run hot…


The band got through about 20 songs plus a three-song encore, and was quite an enjoyable show. Outside it was a beautiful night to forget where we parked the car. As we circled the same block 3 times before turning to the GPS equipped phone, I breathed the warm summer air in deeply.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

It's a Gay Gay Gay Gay World

Pride season is upon us and its hard to keep track of all the gaytivities. Let us walk you through them.


The Gay and Lesbian Film Festival is already in motion at Cinestudio at Trinity College. It goes 'til June 5th so you can still catch some homos on screen. Remaining films include:

Wednesday, June 2, 7:30pm: We Are the Mods
Thursday, June 3, 7:30pm: Prodigal Sons
Friday, June 4, 7:30pm: Undertow
Saturday June 5, 7:30pm: The Topp Twins: Untouchable Girls, followed by the cloing night party.

Each feature is preceded by several shorts. Tix are $15.

Next on the gaygenda is Connecticut (Hartford) Pride on June 5th. It's usually pretty tame, and there's no parade, but it's a reason to get drunk in Bushnell Park. With lots of gays.


Boston Pride is apparently a 4-day event from June 9-13. What on earth could take that long? The actual "festival" and "parade" are the 12th at noon. Other events include a Guerrilla Queer Bar on June 4th, location TBA, the Dyke March on June 11th and a Jamaica Plain Block Party on the 13th. Boston Pride has never wooed us in the past, so we'll see if we're up for the drive this year.


The Pride of all (American) prides, NYC, is pretty much all month long, but the main events are the weekend of June 25. Our favorite activity is the parade which will be Sunday at noon. From what I recall it goes into the evening, ending up somewhere in the village where dancing men in thongs are greeted by drunken dancing men in thongs, while the Lesbians try to avoid whoever they made out with at Henrietta's the night before.

Last time Jackie Scenic went to NY Pride, she forgot her ID AND had the flu, but still managed to have an amazing time. This was the scene on Coney Island that weekend:


Good thing Nathan's doesn't card! And neither did that pile of trash.

We just missed Women's Weekend in Provincetown, but there is another chick event there July 21-25 which we are tempted to check out. Anyone been?


The Provincetown International Film Festival is June 16-20, which isn't specifically a gay event, but gay enough.

Saturday, June 19th is Rhode Island Pride, held in Providence. We've never been but they seem very excited about their "illuminated night parade".

I'm sure there's even more gay shit happening this summer, but that's about all we can handle. We didn't even mention the usual monthly events, First Sundays at Tisane, Club Lucy (uh, we keep mentioning it and never going), and that other thing in Cromwell, er, Rockyhill. There's also a new monthly meetup, Ladies Like You, meeting every second Saturday at the HGLHC. (TMI, this event will get it's own post soon).

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Highway to Hell


I-84, the Joan Rivers of highways, is getting some work did. We can't really remember a time when all lanes were open and functioning. If you still consider this a usable roadway and not just a parking lot, you need to stop fooling yourself. 84 is a physical racial barrier through the state's capitol and a giant hideous asphalt waste of space.

It is also the breeding ground for some of America's worst drivers:
The 2009* Allstate Best Drivers Report has been released and 3 of Connecticut's major cities scored poorly. New Haven ranked 155 out of the 193 cities surveyed..Bridgeport was a couple notches worse at 157 and Hartford was nearly dead last at 190.

*It ranked 4th worst again in 2010
And it made the Daily Beast's "Worst Commutes" List!

#33, I-84, Hartford, CT
Weekly hours of bottleneck congestion: 112
Worst bottleneck: Westbound, US 44/Connecticut Blvd/Exit 53
Length of worst bottleneck: .16 mi
Weekly hours of congestion on worst bottleneck: 18
Speed of worst bottleneck when congested: 17.1 mph

Commuter Buzz: "We have assured through this settlement that every penny necessary to assure proper completion of the work is done without additional taxpayer money being spent," Attorney General Richard Blumenthal told the New Haven Register after settling a suit against three contractors that flubbed repair work on I-84.

If you plan on getting anywhere within a reasonable amount of time, we suggest you avoid this monstrosity and take the scenic route.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Brooklyn's Finest - Art, that is


Back in the day I attended an art opening by GWAR's singer Dave Brockie, the man behind the phallus, aka Oderus Urungus, FOX News' interplanetary correspondent, etc. Brockie opened his show of paintings and drawings with an obscene performance piece as a creature named Chippy. This weekend, Brockie/Chippy - and I - returned to the scene of the crime. Well sort of, as the scene of the crime, MF Gallery has moved from their sexy LES location to every-so-slighly less sexy Cobble Hill, Brooklyn (it's up and coming, right?). Saturday night's event was an art opening and "Crackathon" kickoff party - the real Crackathon is next weekend, and will feature performances by Brockie and a bunch of other musical and performance art guests.

I walked in as Chippy was finishing up an acoustic set and squawking something about animal rights giving money. The gracious, humble rodent took his bows and then made rounds in the gallery serving some kind of terrible focaccia bread appetizer to all his fans:


We also obtained some kind of terrible keg beer, which pretty much set the tone and the menu for the night. Oh, and there was art by Brockie and other members of GWAR:



Then a kind of terrible, but somehow likable band called Dethrace played a set. These young up-and-comers obviously idolize GWAR and had charmingly absurd homemade costumes and giant platform shoes. Dethrace is a growly metal band, who played rudimentary riffs over a drum machine and a dude in demonic dress whose only job appeared to be dancing with the audience (maybe he's actually the drummer and there was no room for his kit).


Nobody worked harder than Mr. Brockie, who performed, meeted and greeted, and captured all the action on camera:


The gallery ran out of beer, but a resourceful member of Team Scenic resolved the situation with a quick trip to a bodega for some Ballantines and baggies so we could keep the party going and stay classy:


Martina and Frank are the great people who put the MF in MF Gallery (yeah, see, it's not what you were thinking):


Donate, RSVP and get yourself down to Brooklyn, or be a pussy, stay at home and tune in live to Crackathon.tv for all the action next Friday and Saturday night. Check our FB page for more pics, and stay tuned for more coverage next weekend.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Spend Saturday With the Cool Kids - But Where?

Saturday, April 10: FUN @ the Northeast Megalopolis

This Saturday night is another one for the cloning device, as there are multiple mega-events going down in cities near us. Here in Scenic Hartford it's The Social Event of the Season, Real Art Ways' annual Odd Ball. We already love their great monthly party and have been listening to our friends go on and on about costumes, performers, surprises and secrets for weeks now. Stay at home at risk of being tortured by all those same peeps Facebook gloating about how awesome everybody looked, how amazing everything was and pictures of Hartford's hipsters having fun without you...


Setting our sites beyond CT, we find another Very Special Event taking place in New York City. Now you could torture yourself every weekend, supposing that there are cooler things happening in NYC, and it's probably true, in a way, but it's also true that NYC is filthy and crowded and expensive and many of those cool people doing cool things are basically insufferable and they don't want to talk to you anyway, unless you can offer them a gig, so don't sweat it. This weekend: sweat it. GWAR's Dave Brockie has an art show opening at Brooklyn's MF Gallery. We been to such an event before and can totally vouch for it. Check out Brockie's hilarious personal page for a taste of his art and humor, or one of his many recent appearances as intergalactic correspondent on FOX News (ugh) channel's Redeye:



And then there's Providence, a city we generally resent for being so cool and just a little bit too far away for us to visit as often as we'd like to. Friends of the blog You Scream I Scream will be performing at classy joint Lupo's along with some other radio station band battle type contest winners, and we'd sure like to be there to show our support, and visit some of our Providence peeps we've been missing. Maybe you need to catch with Providence too.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

CT Scenic giving up on CT (Music) Scene


There is basically no musical performer we are excited about coming to the state for, like, months. So we have to broaden our horizons, commit our paychecks to more worldly ventures... We're talking about going to NYC, of course - to see the Murder City Devils, who we were just getting all excited about all over again, thanks to iPod shuffling during a funny thing called exercise, and didn't even realize at first that they have reunited for gigs and (according to wikipedia) upcoming new music! OMFG

A few things we love about this band:

Singer sounds drunk, all the time.
Obsessed with sailors, truckers, drinking, life on the road, cheating, murder.
Organ lines (by hot punk chick Leslie Hardy) make this otherwise garage-y band sound epic, classic.
Giving us the lyric "subtle like a t-rex."

The Murder City Devils will perform at the Nokia Theatre Feb. 13, with something called Feral Children.

Here they are performing one of our favorite songs:


Friday, September 18, 2009

This weekend we suggest you get out of town

In spite of our desire to find cool things to do in Connecticut, this weekend our sexy neighbors beckon, and if you have a tank of gas to play around with, we suggest taking a drive and checking out any of the following:

Tonight (Friday): Children of Bodom @ Lupo's, Providence, RI

Finland's Children of Bodom bring an air of rock stardom to every live performance. Their oft-deployed sense of humor saves them from any accusations of cheesiness for their guyliner or other goth posturing, and their playing is simply dazzling. Who else would hear a speed metal song in Creedence Clearwater Revival?


Saturday: Son Volt @ Pearl Street, Northampton, MA

And now for something completely different - indie rock legends! In our favorite town for meeting girls and eating... vegetables!



Newer, contemporary, hipsterly indie. We'd hit that.



Friday, August 14, 2009

CT Scenic in NYC


Have you every found yourself explain to out-of-towners how Connecticut, and especially Hartford, is actually an ideal location because you are equidistant between Boston and New York (and Providence to boot!)? Sure you have. We all say it. But honestly, there's nothing remotely convenient about 3 or more hours travel time (let's be realistic) and various expenses including gas, tolls, train or bus tickets, parking. And then if you do have a great night out in the city, you have to turn around and deal with all those hour on the ride home, when you should be sleeping, or stay over somewhere, and then your next day is pretty much shot. And there's really nothing cool about Boston to begin with, other than that sometimes our favorite bands play NYC and Boston, skipping over Hartford, and we just hate to miss a scene, you know?

Anyway, one of our favorite live bands, Luther Wright & the Wrongs used to visit Hartford pretty regularly to play at the Half Door. And then they stopped, and MySpace kept telling us they were playing in NYC, and we would think, "Oh, wouldn't it be fun to see Luther Wright again?" It would be totally be fun. Luther Wright writes his own very clever country tunes, and is also well known for his countrifications of Pink Floyd tunes. So this Thursday, we decided to follow our hearts to New York City's Rodeo Bar and check out the show.

But before we could get to the action, we took a Metro North Train and saw this amusing graffiti:

Can you read that? It says: "That explains a lot!"
We don't know (or care) a thing about sports, but still, we say: LOL

Luther Wright traded sets with the Jack Grace Band. Both songwriters are essentially country traditionalists, which we suppose makes them "alt-country" by todays standards. Our favorite part was Luther's "Broken Fuckin Heart," because nothing gets us going like a little casual vulgarity, and we like the juxtaposition of a bouncy melody with embittered lyrics. We also enjoyed Luther threatening to gay make out with his bass player (wait, maybe that was the best bit), and joking about being all stoned ('cause they're from Canada, eh). We talked to Luther about why he don't come to Hartford no more, and he was all "It's not you it's me, but maybe I'll come back to you one day baby."

The Rodeo Bar also had cute graffiti: