Here is an article about nothing, basically. We imagine the editorial direction was something like "Hey, can you give us something more about the swine flu panic? Nothing like beating a dead horse and sending the readers into a panic, eh?" And the intrepid reporter went out looking for "H1N1 Flue Vaccine Supply Dwindles as Demand Spikes," but came back with this.
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