Trinity Squashes Yale

Congratulations Trinity College Squash Team, on their 12th consecutive US college championship victory in a match against Yale Sunday. In spite of our WeHa upbringings, we here at CT Scenic were deprived of country club membership growing up (and to this day), so we don't really know much about squash, except what we've seen in movies about men. But from what we understand, Trinity is able to dominate the preppy sport among the nation's colleges due to their less-stringent-than-Ivy-League academic standards, and import the best players from all over the world for this annual trouncing of the privileged.