Wiggle Room

In case you missed that:

“We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wiggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?” -Rep. Nancy Elliott

Finally, someone has said what we're all thinking! If we allow gays to marry there will excrement all over the place. We must stop these disgusting wedding rituals before they start. How do we sleep at night knowing that somewhere in the West End, some man is wiggling around in another man's south end? Good thing voice-of-reason Rep. Nancy Elliott is putting the brakes on this situation before it gets out of control in NH. If only we'd had representation like that in CT before we gave those homos the green light to start inserting whatever they want, wherever they want. I mean, what's next? Two mouths colliding and mixing oral bacteria? A tongue wiggling around a urethral orifice? Pretty soon we'll have babies drinking bodily fluids. Humans are fucking disgusting.