Or a heaping portion of cheesy fries:
Who knows? You might even see this guy:
Tonight, you will definitely see this guy:
Bret "the One Man Band," beloved by hipsters, punksters and RAWsters alike, will host an open mic on Wednesdays. Watch, participate. Perhaps Jackie Scenic will be persuaded to play us a tune one of these nights, if you buy her stuff (i.e. drinks).