Ugh, totally dreading starting up classes tomorrow. Mortified that "back to school shopping" is still a part of my life. Oh well, the student commuter life calls for certain snacks and supplies. So today at The Lot I stocked up on Polar seltzers and soda ($5.50 per 24 case):
I know I'm going to be doing a lot of stress eating between (and during!) certain classes:
These cookies are sophisticated because they come from Europe. Real Americans hate European things, so they end up at the discount store. Where Real Americans shop. Confusing!
Why pay more when you can pay less for generic items like paper and pens and binders? Available in a comforting rainbow of colors. Looks like pride!
The tag on these capri sweats says "campus wear for women." Well, after binging on all that soda and cookies and crap, elastic waistbands are gonna be the only way to go.
Just kill me now.
What the shit did he just say?
2 weeks ago