Monday, December 21, 2009

Great Gifts: Limbless Kitties!

If you thought that Munchkin cats were a great idea or that Bonzai Kittens were real, then you'll just flip for Limbless Kitties! These little immobile sweethearts are perfect - they'll sit for endless hours of petting for the affection starved spinster, they never scratch, and can't run away from your careless, loud, sticky children. Limbless kitties start their lives off like any other kittens, but after six months, they shed their claws, become incredibly lazy, and eventually the limbs atrophy and recede into the torso. Place your order today. $500 deposits payable, as always, to CT Scenic.

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